Bwahaha....
THIS IS A F%$#ING GAY COMBO.

-HEROS REQUIRED-

Keeper of The Light - Mid (Creep-clearer)
Death Prophet - Mid (Creep-clearer)
Undying - Top (Pusher)
Treant Protecter - Top (Farmer, support)
Tide Hunter - Bot (Free farmer/ Solo-er)

Keeper of the light [gets mekasm] and DeathProphet[guinsoo & agahim] combo harrass heros & push in the mid lane. [works very well, able 2 down 1st tower in 8mins!]
Other heroes will help gank mid, which is which is where Tide & treant comes in.
Undying should also go mid to push often. [spam zombies] [farm Radiance = useful]
TreantProtecter has to farm BattleFury and RefresherOrb, [possible without Bfury] & Tide has farmed offering, Bfury,[If possible fly/hyperstone/S&Y].

KOTL & DP are adapt at clearing creeps, Treant & Tide tanks, while Undying pushes [spam zombies]. The team can push without any problem as well as with EXTREME haste [provided they stick]
Treant ulti, the other whack while KOTL clears creep. Tide & DP's ulti = MASS AOE[pain] = NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE [with the exception of major bugs or misses]
Tide SPIN SPIN SPIN like a mad-dancer = TEAMCLEAR, all thats left is to push & rax & end throne/tree = GoodGame.
>:D

Guide By,
Linn Tun - Keeper of the light
YongWei - Tide Hunter (Editor and Originator of this idea) <------ Redundant [YongWei edits eveythings]
Yiting - Undying
Yihao - Treant Protecter
Jia Qi - Death Prophet

Okk...
2day, YongWei & I(LinnTun) went LANs. [Bukit Timah IRC?]

1st match, LinnTun choose Vengeful Spirit & YongWei picked TideHunter. [Nice combo?]
We laned together at top. (SENTINEL)

We laned with AXE & Centaur Warchief. O-M-G! 2 F!$&*-ing fat tankers.
But gay heros with noob skills = shitty.
Consistently chiong-ed 2 tower in attempt 2 kill (feed?) us. Hence, a stun & gush is required 2 pawn heads.

I got K-spree, but died soon after. (gang?)
So e match continues with even-ness? Till Faceless Void left.
Remaning heros - Bloodseeker, Shadow Shaman, Yongwei and I.

Shadow Shaman is a NOOB. Can't even shackle properly.
But Bloodseeker dc-ed! ToT
Hence became 3v5, with odds stacked against us. O-M-G.
YongWei took radiance from Bloodseeker. LinnTun got Satanic.
Then, YongWei with his gay TideHunter 1-man-show-ed e scrouge. Triple Kill. O-W-N-E-D.
So, taking advantage of ownage, we rax-ed mid.
E scrouge's Spirit Breaker also quite fat. [skinny-er then TideHunter]
Next raxed top.
Pawn Spirit Breaker with stun, hex & shackle.
Tide ulti = TEAM-CLEAR = WIN

The next match is hilarious.
LinnTun random-ed Luna but swaped with tinker.
LinnTun laned with Luna pitted against Bane n Dragon Knight.
YongWei got QueenOfPain. O-M-G. LOL. 1st time used a INT hero. But he own-ed l8r. [naturally >:D]
Early game, LinnTun didn't have any kills, he get arcane ring & Dagon 4 ks. O_O.
Our team consisted of Invoker,Luna YongWei and I, but I 4got the last one. :O
But we gt 4 intel!? O-M-G
We kanna own-ed early game due to e fat lycan, but he chiong-ed like siao kia.
Bane also quite pro?! During game LinnTun got K-spree? [ONLY?!]. Thanks him KS-ing, but in the end died like 1273092 times. O_O
Lycan left cause we kip GB-ing~ In e end we won!!! obviously?!
Without lycan they useless. [& YongWei's arounds]

We wait 4 Timothy 2 finish his match. so we go plae 1v1.
YongWei made the mode -apemomaisc. [longest he could think of] (but NO superCreeps came out?! W-T-F!)
LinnTun took Zeus, YongWei random-ed DarksSeer :O
-BLANK- <--------- got bug cant see?! :O

Last match we own-ed again. YongWei used Alchemist. :O
LinnTun intended to use BountyHunter but accidentally press ShadowShaman's icon beside BountyHunter.
So LinnTun used ShadowShaman. oO. den we own again. coz early game i n yw lane wif wd solo. we irritate him n kill him until he left lol. den i go bot help sb. yw ff. we win tat match easily. coz yw gt bfury, radiance. sb gt mom,2 basher, our spec gt radiance.

FINAL CONCLUSION, YW FINALLY SHD REALISE TAT INTEL ROCK

Ahhh.......
Yongwei says INT hero sugg balls. But I(LinnTun)disagreeswith him, causeINT heros are a great help in DotA, esp. during late game. Without INT heros, late gamers are useless as they have no support that is required to own. [unless you're super fat/ownage/gay & can solo hunt]

During early game, INT heros can delay the enemy heros farming speed by harrassing them.
[EG. zues spam?]
PRO INT hero may own in late game. [If they're fat with Guinsoo/Agahim/ Shiva](Great disablers)

-story-
Yesterday, Yiting & I 1v1-ed.
He random storm spirit, whereas i got invoker. [Both gay INT heros?]
I repick-ed into Zeus juz 4 fun?
After a Arcane Ring, my mana is already gay imba. high.
Birds are useful 4 Re-filling bottles too.
I spam Yiting like hell?
But he gave excuse that he gtg & left.
LOL!?
-end-

-Crystal Maiden and Ursa combo- <--- [sub heading]
No much to say.
Ursa the muscular & gay & cute hero is used by YongWei.
Crystal Maiden the shitty, bimbo-tic, big breast-implanted dumb-blond is used by Linntun.
We lane 2gether. [obvious? why is it called combo ToT]
YongWei pump-ed his 2nd & 3rd skills. [Over-power & Fury Swipes]
LinnTun pump-ed 1st n 2nd. [Forst Nova & Frost Bite]
Whenever e opponent is near YongWei, (URSA) he is as good as dead. Because, 1 Frostbite & followed by YongWei's gay whack-ing involving Over-power & Fury Swipes.
Even if e enemy hero is left alive, [tyco?] Crystal Maiden can finish it off with Forst Nova. [KS?]

Very useful combo [If you can exceute the timing propely], as it's been tested out b4.

P.S- not tested in 6.54b, use at own risk. :O

I will take vs or dk. den yw will take sladar. den jq will use either tidehunter or necrolyt. den yt will use cw or his noob heros. finally verminz will use pa or sa or gay heroes. if one of us absent. leo or yh will replace.
VS n Sladar Minus armor plus stun
Dk n cw can tank

YongWei - Sladar?
LinnTun - Vengeful Spirit or Dragon Knight
Jiaqi - Tide Hunter or Necrolyte
Yiting - Centaur Warchief or NOOB HEROS
Ee Liang - Phantom Assasin or Stealth Assasin or GAY HEROS

Any1 absent/missing/dead can be replaced by Leo or YiHao.

Reason 4 combo? Erm... Vengeful Spirit & Sladar will sap e armour out of enemy heros. (no armour = paper thin >:D)

Whereas Sladar & Vengeful Spirit & Dragon Knight & Tide Hunter & Centaur Warchief all can stun!~ >:D (Sladar & Tide Hunter & Centaur Warcheif even has MASS STUN)[which is gay >:D]

Dragon Knight & Centaur Warchief are excellent tankers, [Esp. DK, due to his imba high armour] Dragon Knight also has a nice frost slowing. O_O

Lastly, Stealth Assasin & Phantom Assasin are both Lategame/solo/ownage heros, so basically, has to farm till fat & come KS every1!~ (Woo! i love this role) Stealth Assasin is a GAY disabler too, smoking owns your ass.

Combo guide by LinnTun
Edited by Yongwei

Defense of the ancients rocks your world,
That is why you no longer talk to girls

Defense of the ancients
Defense of the ancients
Defense of the ancients
Defense of the ancients

Defense of the ancients rocks your world,
That is why you no longer talk to girls
[/chorus]

While i'm busy making home made porn,
You're always busy training your blade storm,

While i'm busy bein smothered in kisses,
You're busy flirtin leshrac the malicious,

While I'm worried about gettin my sheets stained,
You're worried about who's creepin which lane

When I'm decidin to get busy I'm gettin laid,
When you finally get busy you gotta masturbate

[chorus]

Hey baby you wanna have some sex?
Nah I'm busy, gimme 30 minutes, the games almost over, BULLSHIT I WAS LAGGING
How the hell did he...
FINE! I'm leaving!

[chorus]

Yeah that's right now you're all alone,
Not even a dog would throw you a bone

That's when you decide to get mushy,
But it's too late you can't get any pussy,

So just sick back and turn on warren moon,
Last time you had sex you screamed out FOR ELUNE,

So if you' wonder why you can't get laid,
It's the same reason that your debts unpaid,


So, if you wanna fix your life
You must put the game aside
But we all know that won't happen,
Look at me I'm fuckin rappin

[chorus]

Now that you know you gotta face it,
You're gonna grow old and become a rapist,

Now we know how these people come about,
When she wanted sex you shoulda shut your mouth,

Now it's too late and you're stuck with fate,
Your next new mate's may have a prostate

Lifes may be a bitch but notcha girlfriend,
You act like if you lose the whole damn world ends

Oh we lost how could this be,
I don't suck I blame team,
So no matter what you say,
I can't put the game away

[chorus]

The game crushes cannot you see,
You don't even get up to pee,
Even if you have been threatened,
Unless you'll be dead for sixty seconds


So now we've reached the end of my story,
You'll either be upset or a tiny bit horny,

But don't take what I said too close to heart,
It was only twenty bucks on the rack at walmart

So when you're playin don't forget it's just a game,
So is getting pussy so it's all the same

What an asshole I turned out to be,
Nah... everythin I wrote was based off me.